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Hi, my name is Randy Hill and I am just one of thousands of people around the world, tired and frustrated with the lack of consideration that is displayed by a growing "demographic" that I call, "the great unwashed and ill-mannered." People who can't seem to get outside their little world long enough to see the stress that they create on the rest of the population.

I've created this blog and online store as an outlet for this pent-up frustration...and also to have a little devious fun while I'm at it!

Have fun and keep it down while you're in here. Thanks.

[When Randy isn't whining about noisy and rude people, he dreams up designs in his studio at Hill Design Studios. A native Texan, Randy resides in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest with his wife Dawn and four cats]

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It was the carrot thing that did it.

By Randy | April 17, 2007

I found this on a blog called travelingtreefrog. Pretty odd, but funny. The combination of the gambling, drinking and wicked carrots made me laugh.

Overheard yesterday at The Nightingale.

“I may have been a bad person. The things I done to my wife. The gambling, the drinking. But I’m not a bad person for wanting him to eat his carrots.”

Later. . .

“He don’t go out. He don’t drink. He don’t smoke. He don’t gamble. As far as I’m concerned, he’s dead.”

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